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zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u


pervgurt:

If ur pets dont like him he aint da one


babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*


alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate


spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math


dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities



videohall:

What to do when you see your friend texting while driving

> Broyoualmostmademedropmyphone


intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word


lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit


Mylena, Brazil, 15, Bands, youtubers and stuff.